As much as I like to think of myself as a complex person, this shortish quote basically sums me up, so that's neat. Maybe. I don't know if the quote is trying to understand or make fun of people like me, but whatever, I like it and it's true.
I don't remember how I came across it and tbh I have no idea who this George Carlin person is but a quick browsing of his other quotes made me find some other gems, such as "the reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept." Hell yeah!